~lizz-eh

Choose 12 of yer characters, without looking at the questions below,

1 - Epsilon
2 - Liza
3 - Andres
4 - Desmond
5 - Amelie
6 - Constantine
7 - Lysander
8 - Lucien
9 - Margarita
10 - Sonny
11 - Polo
12 - Fallon

1. Who would make a better couple, 4 and 5 or 2 and 11?
Des and Ami are already a couple XD
I suppose Liza could get along with Polo... :/

2. 6 and 12 are marooned on an inhospitable desert island with no food or water, only a single-shot pistol. Who gets shot?
Fallon. She's a whiny little bitch and Constantine hates whiny little bitches. :]

3. Would 9 cheat off of 3’s test?
No, Margarita's too 'high-and-mighty' for that

4. 1 and 7 duel. What is it over, and who wins?
Lysander wins. It's because Ly is a vampire and Ep's a vampire hunter. XD

5. Walking home late at night, 2 realizes 8 is following him/her ominously. What do they do?
Shoot him.
Because she's a vampire hunter tooooo
and Lucien's a vampirrreeeee.

6. What might an accurate fortune cookie predict of 6’s future?
"YOU'RE AN ASS."

7. What would 10 be voted in the yearbooks “Most Likely To:” section?
"Most likely to fail miserably"

8. How long does 1 last in boot camp?
He'd figure out a way to escape on the second day.
He's such a wuss for being a vampire hunter.

9. After a rough week, 4 goes to the spa and gets the works. 7 walks in and sees 4 all mud-and-cucumbered-up. What does 4 do?
Desmond wouldn't really care in that setting. If he met Lysander in a dark alley in the middle of the night it would be a different story.

10. What is the first chapter of 9’s autobiography titled?
Life Sucks.

11. 11 knocks 8 out of the way of a car and is hit and killed. Does 8 go to the funeral, or just send flowers? What do they do at the funeral/ what kind of flowers?
Lucien would just send cheap fake flowers. He doesn't really care about the nymphs (Polo and Fallon) that much.

12. What celebrity would 12 adore?
Gaspard Ulliel...
Oh wait, she already adores him. XD

13. 3 pranks 5’s house. What do they do?
Ummmmm, they live in the same house... >.>

14. 10 and 2 are trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. What do they do?
Glare at each other from opposite sides of the elevator. Or try and kill each other, take your pick. Why would they be in an elevator together anyway?

15. Would 6 rather go on an all-day shopping spree with 8 or 4?
Constantine would definitely choose Lucien. I mean, Lucien's the best dressed out of all the vampires.

16. 1(Epsilon) and 9(Margarita) team up to storm the Dark Lord’s citadel. A mysterious stranger, 6(Constantine), enters with 11(Polo) trussed up in a sack. 12(Fallon) jumps out of a hidden doorway and attacks 3(Andres) because they think that 3(Andres) is actually 5(Amelie) in disguise. What does 4(Desmond) do after they are knocked over by 6(Constantine) dropping 11(Polo) on their foot as they spot 1(Epsilon) and 9(Margarita) sneaking through the gate?
Just so you know. EPSILON AND MARGARITA HATE EACH OTHER. :]


17. 5 and 12 are lost in a mall together, what happens?
They'd just spend all their money at random stores until they ran out. Then they'd find their way out.

18. What would 3 do with a cell phone?
Ummmmmmmmm, download pr0n?

19. 8 sees a maiden in distress, what do they do?
Nothing. Because he's just an ASSHAT like that.

20. A dragon carries 7 off, what does 8 do?
Make a feeble attempt to save Lysander. Then he'd give up and let the dragon eat Lysander's sorry ass.

21. 2 enters a watermelon in the state faire; 5 comes away with the blue ribbon for 2’s watermelon, what does 2 do?
They'd get over it. They are best friend ya know.

22. 6 has invited 8 over for dinner, what does s/he make for them?
Ummmm... Constantine can't cook anything without burning it. He'd have his kitchen staff cook something for them. Probably fish or something equally fancy.

23. What actors would you chose to play 5 and 10 in a romantic comedy with 5 being already involved in some way with 3?
Ummmm.... Amelie could be Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley...
Sonny could beeee.... Paul Dano....
and Andres could be Robert Pattison. :]

24. 4 and 3 are shipwrecked and escape in a boat. The only thing that they have with them is a sharp knife. What happens?
Andres attempts catching fish while Desmond turns into his handy-dandy dingo form and goes and kills a deer on whatever island they're on. XD